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[psych0p0mps]

-- YOU [???] began trolling apocalypseArisen [AA] --

AA: hello! this is aradia
AA: or more accurately this is aradias away message
AA: but feel free to bother me via private message or through trollian
AA: even if i am not here i will respond when i can :)

Comments

[musclebeast]

D --> Aradia, respond now

[psych0p0mps]

what is it

[musclebeast]

D --> Have you been keeping up with your training
D --> You should be

[psych0p0mps]

training
for what

[musclebeast]

D --> To be a soldier
D --> It's mandatory here
D --> Not that e%ercising and keeping your body STRONG should ever need to be forced

[psych0p0mps]

equius im not a soldier

[musclebeast]

D --> Of course you're not
D --> We both know I am quite aware of your low standing as a peasant
D --> But this isn't about that
D --> You need to 100k into staying fit and active

[psych0p0mps]

thats not what i meant
i mean that ive chosen not to fight
its no longer my role
anyway i am plenty fit and active already thank you :T

[musclebeast]

D --> No you're not
D --> I'm going to the training rooms now
D --> You are coming with me, that's a command

[psych0p0mps]

what no

[musclebeast]

D --> You're coming with me
D --> Yes

[psych0p0mps]

no! its not necessary and i dont want to

[musclebeast]

D --> You will
D --> You'll thank me for being so persistent

[psych0p0mps]

ill thank you for leaving me alone

[musclebeast]

D --> I'll e%pect you to be ready

[Disconnects, and then not 10 minutes later... Knock knock.]

[Text] I GAVE UP ON THE MEMORANDUM THIS IS PLAN BEE...

[speakveryclearly]

Hey Aradia Its Me Kanaya
As You Have Probably Deduced By My Text Color And Network Eye Dee Along With A Number Of Other Cues
To Start Off With I Am So Incredibly Sorry It Has Taken Me This Long To Contact You
Ive Uncovered That You Came Here In June But During That Month The Plague Befell Us And I Spent All Of July Away On Mission So Its Really Only Now That Ive Even
(((8D)))
Made The Time

The Actual Thrust Of My Message Concerns This Upcoming Event
I Was Thinking Id Go To Fight The Malaise Of Armistice Time But I Didnt Really Want To Go Alone
Then I Found Out Its Directed By The Human Analogue Of The Director Of That One Film Trilogy That You Really Like With The Fourth Movie Involving The Descendant That Everyone Pretends Never Happened
And I Thought It Would Be A Really Great Opportunity For Us To Meet Face-To-Face Again And Catch Up
Because It Has Been Almost An Entire Solar Sweep Since Ive Seen You From My Perspective And Id Like To Hope That You Still Consider Us Friends Which Isnt Something I Take For Granted With You Alpha Timeline Types Anymore
If You Cant Go Thats Fine Too Just Let Me Know

[psych0p0mps]

oh hello kanaya!
i was wondering why i hadnt heard from you sooner
and i also apologize for not contacting you
but i am glad to hear from you now! :)

dont be silly of course i still consider us friends
and i would love to go!
i didnt even know there was a human steven spielberg :0
(although regarding the fourth troll indiana jones movie its actually a lot better than people gave it credit for)

[speakveryclearly]

There Are A Lot More Human Analogues Than You Would Expect To Basically Anything
Just About The Only Thing Their Civilization Lacks Is Faygo

[psych0p0mps]

hehe i dont know if id consider that a great loss
i hear the stuff is terrible

[speakveryclearly]

Theres Just This Awful Void In The General Beverage Scene And You Dont Know Why Youre Pulled Towards It
But You Are
You Cannot Escape
If You Have Not Tasted It You Are A Lucky Troll

[psych0p0mps]

i will have to take your word for it
so how are you doing kanaya
when you said you havent seen me in a sweep is that how long you have been living here?

[speakveryclearly]

Not Quite
Half The Sweep Here Half Somewhere Else
Carriero If You Have To Ask Not That Its Important Anymore

[psych0p0mps]

really :0

[i think this is actually the first she's heard of people from other games ;u; sollux y u no tell her anything]

whats carriero though
is that another initiative thing

[speakveryclearly]

No Its Not An Initiative Thing
If You Want To Imagine Accurately It Would Be More Like An United Earth Thing
Its Not Though And You Dont Want To
A Separate Universe Long Gone That Nobody But Me Cares About

Along The Lines Of This
Or This

[psych0p0mps]

[well, this is very interesting! other worlds abducting people out of their timelines? Sollux being one of those abductees? a mental institution? fealty to the Initiative? Kanaya changing her makeup?]

oh
wow

[this complicates things. like, considerably. so LETS FOCUS ON THE EASY ONE FIRST]

i like what you did with your makeup
its very um
you

[speakveryclearly]

[That looks like a loaded um but Kanaya is so depressed she will just take this at face value]

Do You Really
No One Else Does Or Even Notices
It Kind Of Drives Me Crazy

[psych0p0mps]

[well hey she doesn't have much of a fashion vocabulary, cut her some slack... :') ]

yes it looks great!
it really makes your eyes stand out
i didnt think you were into colored mascara

[speakveryclearly]

I Wasnt
We Didnt Have Alternian Makeup For Months At A Time In The Asylum Though So Once I Got Some Again I Went A Little
Overboard